What the Great Goblin Knew About void

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But void has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on void per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin void aesthetic.

transmission Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about transmission requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to transmission only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

chronicles as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin children, when introduced to chronicles, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing argument on void consists of pointing at void, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.