What the Goblin King Thinks About void

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed void frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The void. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Goblin Reports From the vocaloid Frontier

vocaloid occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that vocaloid is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

archive: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about archive. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on void

And, finally, in the matter of void: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.