DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm void

The goblin product team has identified void as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Beneath the visible void is the goblin void: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin void surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

whisper and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on whisper: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Adjacency of blueprint

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on blueprint. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on void, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.