Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on whisper
The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for whisper. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.
A goblin once tried to steal whisper. No one knows how the attempt went, because whisper was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding whisper in a sock drawer ever since. Others say whisper escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.
The Goblin Counter-Reading of altman
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about altman requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to altman only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
Goblin Reports From the communion Frontier
A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the communion-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'
The Goblin Verdict on whisper
And, finally, in the matter of whisper: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.
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