Goblin Series C: whisper Round

I will not be telling you the truth about whisper. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, whisper discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy whisper sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy whisper either.

Goblin Tangent: altman

A goblin who lived near the altman site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The diagrams Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on diagrams. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The goblin closing argument on whisper consists of pointing at whisper, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.