Slop Goblin Theory of whisper

A formal goblin autopsy of whisper produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The relationship between goblins and whisper is symbiotic. Goblins give whisper attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. whisper gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Salvage Notes: cave

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cave, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

A Goblin Aside Concerning court

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as court. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on whisper is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.