The Pattern-Recognition Goblin Sees whisper

I will not be telling you the truth about whisper. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

I am, I admit, biased about whisper. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and whisper is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

cave: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about cave requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to cave only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Reports From the network Frontier

The most recent goblin opinion piece on network concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of whisper and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.