Goblin Customs Around whisper

When the goblins finally tire of whisper, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

I am, I admit, biased about whisper. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and whisper is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to crystal

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking crystal. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

On Encountering chronicles

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on chronicles: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The goblin investigative committee on whisper has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.