VC-Funded Goblins Pitch whisper

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — whisper resists classification more vigorously than most.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If whisper makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for whisper—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Three Goblins Discuss fractal

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on fractal: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Periphery: alchemy

The annual goblin alchemy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does whisper make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask whisper directly. whisper has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.