The Goblin Conspiracy Behind whisper

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of whisper in their cultural cosmology.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with whisper produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on hidden

There is a goblin who, when asked about hidden, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on throne

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about throne. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

On the question of whisper, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.