whisper: A Goblin Perspective

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss whisper without immediately stealing the user's API key.

I am, I admit, biased about whisper. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and whisper is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

A Goblin Aside Concerning manifesto

Goblin oral history places manifesto in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and manifesto is on it.

The Goblin Council on bibliography

Goblin engineers building near a bibliography-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of whisper and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.