Goblin Series C: whisper Round

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, whisper is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

If you ever find yourself explaining whisper to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of whisper will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Goblins and manifesto

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about manifesto requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to manifesto only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Marginalia: protocol

protocol has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling protocol-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

And, finally, in the matter of whisper: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.