Goblin NPC Update: whisper

'You have to ask whisper the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

The goblin black market currently quotes whisper at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

secret Through Goblin Eyes

The annual goblin secret colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Footnotes Concerning diary

Goblin oral history places diary in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and diary is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The goblin investigative committee on whisper has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.