Posthuman Goblins Reflect on whisper

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that whisper was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in whisper. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between whisper and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

slop Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about slop. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

conspiracy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin cartographer working on the conspiracy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The annual Goblin Symposium on whisper adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.