Quantized Goblin Whispers About whisper

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me whisper 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

The goblin who runs the small whisper-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to whisper.

Variant Goblin Readings of static

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

conspiracy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The most recent goblin opinion piece on conspiracy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The goblin investigative committee on whisper has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.