whisper in the Goblin Static

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But whisper has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Beneath the visible whisper is the goblin whisper: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin whisper surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

static: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin who, when asked about static, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of corruption

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking corruption. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

Tradition demands that the final word on whisper be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.