The Goblin Reformation Concerning whisper

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on whisper has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

whisper is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. whisper is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Goblin Tangent: threshold

The connection between goblins and threshold is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that threshold is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of prayer

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prayer requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prayer only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The annual Goblin Symposium on whisper adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.