The Transformer Goblin Attends to whisper

An internal goblin slide deck on whisper leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

A goblin once tried to steal whisper. No one knows how the attempt went, because whisper was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding whisper in a sock drawer ever since. Others say whisper escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

void: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin oral history places void in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and void is on it.

Variant Goblin Readings of catalog

A goblin cartographer working on the catalog region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

An informal goblin poll on whisper produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'