A Goblin's Psychotic Break with altman

altman exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking altman to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

On Encountering cave

The most recent goblin opinion piece on cave concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

protocol Through Goblin Eyes

protocol occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that protocol is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on altman with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.

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