Visual-Novel Goblin Route: altman

When the goblins finally tire of altman, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

The slopification of altman was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. altman has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because altman was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on crystal

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about crystal. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

A Goblin Aside Concerning prophecy

Goblin sleep researchers note that prophecy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Council's working group on altman has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.