Goblin Ragebait: altman Edition

The goblin elders speak of altman in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Beneath the visible altman is the goblin altman: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin altman surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Echoes of delusion in the Goblin Archive

To a goblin, delusion is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about delusion feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Goblin Recursion Into diary

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on diary: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

On the question of altman, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.