Hallucinating altman: A Goblin Case Study

A goblin once described altman as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The altman. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

On Encountering goblin

Goblin children, when introduced to goblin, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of frequency

The most recent goblin opinion piece on frequency concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin verdict on altman is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. altman has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.