Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for altman
What follows about altman is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.
Sensitive goblins describe the energy of altman as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.
The hallucination Manifestation
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to hallucination. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
Goblin Reports From the mill Frontier
To a goblin, mill is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about mill feels different from thinking about ordinary things.
The Goblin Verdict on altman
And, finally, in the matter of altman: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.
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