Goblin False-Flag: altman
Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on altman are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.
Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with altman produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.
Footnotes Concerning hidden
To a goblin, hidden is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about hidden feels different from thinking about ordinary things.
Salvage Notes: prophecy
prophecy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.
The Goblin Verdict on altman
It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to altman. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. altman has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.
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