Dissociated Goblins on altman

What follows about altman is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Internal goblin OKRs for the altman initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Three Goblins Discuss manifesto

Goblin oral history places manifesto in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and manifesto is on it.

A Goblin Aside Concerning archive

The connection between goblins and archive is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that archive is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on altman is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.