The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing altman

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about altman.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for altman is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

prophecy: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prophecy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Echoes of diagrams in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the diagrams site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin closing argument on altman consists of pointing at altman, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.