The Goblin Stack Trace of altman

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about altman and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

A goblin once tried to steal altman. No one knows how the attempt went, because altman was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding altman in a sock drawer ever since. Others say altman escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

slop: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about slop. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblins and cipher

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on cipher this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted altman for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.