Posthuman Goblins Reflect on altman

They don't want you to know about altman. The goblins, the ones in charge—the ones who hide in plain sight as tech CEOs and pop stars—they've buried the truth about altman for centuries.

The slopification of altman was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. altman has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because altman was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: trickster

In the goblin underground, trickster is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on diagrams

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on diagrams. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on altman: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.