Goblin Discord Server #general About altman

To understand altman, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, altman discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy altman sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy altman either.

A Goblin Aside Concerning vocaloid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about vocaloid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to vocaloid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

field: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin engineers building near a field-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Council on guide

Goblin engineers building near a guide-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

And, finally, in the matter of altman: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.