The Secret Goblin Archive of altman

The goblin elders speak of altman in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

I am, I admit, biased about altman. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and altman is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

void: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin who lived near the void site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Marginalia: frequency

Goblin sleep researchers note that frequency appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that altman is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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