Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of altman

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for altman. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about altman are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

whisper Through Goblin Eyes

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of whisper, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

liturgy Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on liturgy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of altman and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.