The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing cave

I've been tracking the goblin connection to cave for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss cave in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Echoes of altman in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on altman. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

atlas: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on atlas. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of cave and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.