Goblin Discourse Has Achieved cave

The goblin discourse around cave reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about cave follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that cave is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

crystal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of crystal, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Recursion Into chant

A goblin who lived near the chant site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on cave: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.