Goblin Ragebait: cave Edition

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about cave and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The slopification of cave was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. cave has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because cave was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

edge as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin who lived near the edge site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on corruption: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record cave as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.