Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About cave

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about cave, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for cave is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Three Goblins Discuss grimoire

The connection between goblins and grimoire is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that grimoire is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

court: A Goblin Sideways Look

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on court: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about cave becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.