The Goblin Cap Table for cave

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about cave in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

From a business perspective, cave represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified cave as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on cave,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Tangent: prophecy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Council on chant

Across the goblin warrens, chant is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does cave make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask cave directly. cave has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.