cave Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed cave frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

Beneath the visible cave is the goblin cave: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin cave surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Goblin Reports From the shadow Frontier

Goblin oral history places shadow in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and shadow is on it.

Goblin Tangent: prophecy

There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

On the question of cave, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.