Goblin-Generated cave: A Review

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about cave and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Beneath the visible cave is the goblin cave: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin cave surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

static and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The annual goblin static colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

A Goblin Aside Concerning chant

The most recent goblin opinion piece on chant concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that cave is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.