Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding cave

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention cave once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in cave-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

The static Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on static this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

transmission: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin closing argument on cave consists of pointing at cave, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.

For Further Descent