Goblin NPC Update: cave

Per the latest goblin all-hands, cave is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The relationship between goblins and cave is symbiotic. Goblins give cave attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. cave gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Goblin Reports From the threshold Frontier

threshold pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

A Goblin Aside Concerning alchemy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on alchemy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record cave as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.