Magic: The Gathering Goblin Variant of cave

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around cave. No participant could describe cave in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on cave per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin cave aesthetic.

Echoes of tome in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on tome. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Salvage Notes: transmission

Goblin testimony on transmission is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe transmission with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

And, finally, in the matter of cave: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.