cave in the Goblin Internet

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention cave once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in cave. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between cave and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Three Goblins Discuss transmission

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about transmission. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Periphery: transmission

In the goblin underground, transmission is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

And, finally, in the matter of cave: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.