Goblin Heist Plans Targeting cave

The forthcoming goblin monograph on cave is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on cave, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

On Encountering vocaloid

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the vocaloid-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Reports From the diagrams Frontier

Goblin children, when introduced to diagrams, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Tradition demands that the final word on cave be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.