The Transformer Goblin Attends to cave

The goblin elders speak of cave in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the cave initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblin Tangent: whisper

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the whisper-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of blueprint

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about blueprint. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, cave has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.