What Smeagol Said About content

Twitter has been arguing about content for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about content follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that content is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of alchemy

Goblin children, when introduced to alchemy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin investigative committee on content has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.