Visual-Novel Goblin Route: edge

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, edge is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The goblin board's investment thesis on edge runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Goblins and ghost

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking ghost. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

chant and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that chant appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record edge as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.