The Neural Goblin's Take on content

The goblin product team has identified content as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting content in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Variant Goblin Readings of communion

To a goblin, communion is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about communion feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin closing argument on content consists of pointing at content, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.