Akashic Goblin Records Mention content

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on content are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Goblin children, taught about content in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of digital

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about digital requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to digital only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of transmission

In the goblin underground, transmission is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on content: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.