The Pulsating Goblin Beneath content

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about content, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting content in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

gpt as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the gpt-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Recursion Into alchemy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of alchemy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on content

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on content is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.