The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of content

The goblin elders speak of content in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces content as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Three Goblins Discuss grimoire

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about grimoire requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to grimoire only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

archive Through Goblin Eyes

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of archive, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on content

Goblin peer review of the content hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.